Saturday, January 12, 2008

Atomic Theory Confirmed

Had a calender for Christmas which allegedly contained 365 Outrageous jokes. The following is in no way outrageous but its the only one that has made me laugh so far.
Two hydrogen atoms walking down the street. One stops suddenly and says "I think I just lost an electron"; "Are you sure?"; "Im positive"

2 comments:

Icedink said...

Oldies but goldies. Almost as bad is: Q What do atomic scientists have for supper? A Fission chips.

I thank you.

MacDuff said...

Nothing to do with science but I do like 'Two peanuts walking down the street one was a salted'.