Today went for lunch with Ann's Aunt, on the left and her mother on the right.The following conversation is in progress.
Aunt - Did you read about that man in Lyonshall? He jumped though the patio door and attacked another man. He bit off his thumb and ate it. Then he bit off his nipples and ate them too. They took him away and I think he is in a mental hospital somewhere.
Pause.
Mother replies -The patio door cant have been double glazed
2 comments:
this is like something straight out of Alan Bennett. More, please.
They are due round this Sunday I will tune in with notebook.
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