Sunday, July 09, 2006

Sunday Lunch 9th July 2006

Today went for lunch with Ann's Aunt, on the left and her mother on the right.
The following conversation is in progress.
Aunt - Did you read about that man in Lyonshall? He jumped though the patio door and attacked another man. He bit off his thumb and ate it. Then he bit off his nipples and ate them too. They took him away and I think he is in a mental hospital somewhere.
Pause.
Mother replies -The patio door cant have been double glazed

2 comments:

FBT said...

this is like something straight out of Alan Bennett. More, please.

MacDuff said...

They are due round this Sunday I will tune in with notebook.